ARKANSAS SURVEILLANCE GONE WILD

[securitymonster 0]

First of all, I don't know how you can call my "Business Trip" wild....but lets just recap on the trip...your trip to be exact!

 

Although your trip started successful winning the slot machines

 

You then immediately got a bit greedy and quickly lost it at the roulette table, and couldn't stop playing the only machine that pays, the ATM. And NO isaac, the roulette spin wheel was not off axis.

 

So after losing all your money, you had to find a way to raise some funds to get home. It seems there happened to be an XBOX convention going on and what do you know, they needed a stand in for Gears of War.

 

But I'm very surprised they offered you the job showing up like this.

 

But after all else fails, when you gotta get home, you gotta get home. So it wasn't out of your league earn some extra money crop dusting it home! Just watch out for those funnel clouds.

 

All in all, I think my trip was pretty tame!

[jisaac 0]

dude tell the whole story! you left out the crazy horse part

[rory 0]

[securitymonster 0]

Well, the horse part was kind of personal. What you do on your own time is for you to know!

[jisaac 0]

that was fine. i would rather know that i lost some money .

 

hey is your wife still mad about when you got wasted?

Ya for those of you who dont know he got real high, drunk, and took some other stuff we could not figure out what it was ( talking about the stuff we found under his nose).

So we lost him earlier in the night only to find him the next day at the blue moon gay resort and spa in the hot tub.

also in the pool

 

and then experimenting with a guy who ryan said was just going to "show him something"

 

tell your wife i am sorry that had to be hard to swallow. ooops wrong choice of words. I mean hard to grasp....OOPS!..... I mean.....um.........tell her she did not deserve any of that.

BLAME IT ON THE DRUGS!

[Jasper 0]

Geez